Wikify me!

"Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand."
Martin Fowler

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
Anonymous

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
Steven Wright, comedian

"Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later."
Brooks' law (Wikipedia)

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."
Tony Hoare

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
Thomas Huxley